Seramithra

June 21st

The author utterly denies any similarities to other bard songs you may or may not have heard. The author is offended you would consider her work highly derivative and unoriginal. That being said, she is also sure you know how this one goes.

Gruumsh was quizzical; Purely metaphysical
Made shamans his home.
Late nights all alone with some voodoo
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Ko-lag barbarian, crushing people’s heads again
turns the orcs to mush
“I am going to kill all your servants
Gruuu-uu-uu—msh”

But as he’s getting ready to run
A sound comes from behind.

Bang! Bang! Ko-lag’s grand craghammer
Came down upon his head.
Bang! Bang! Ko-lag’s grand craghammer
Made sure that he was dead.

Back in town again Ko-lag smacks an orc again
Gruumsh, he gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
De -ee -ee -ath.

He tells orcs to stay when the adventurers away,
So he waits behind
Telling orcs fifty times “He must be
ki -ii -ii -lled.”

But when he turns his back on the man,
He thorn strikes from behind.

Bang! Bang! Ko-lag’s grand craghammer
Came down upon his head.
Bang! Bang! Ko-lag’s grand craghammer
Made sure that he was dead.

The Black hand orcs will fight the Red Skull orcs
Ko-lag stands alone
Covering ground with ice and snow
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Harlen and Spoony, cheering like a goonie
Say he must go slay
(Ko-lag must go slay)
Lord Grummsh does not agree and he tells them
So oh oh oh.

But as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise comes from behind.

Bang! Bang! Ko-lag’s grand craghammer
Came down upon his head.
Bang! Bang! Ko-lag’s grand craghammer
Made sure that he was dead.

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